URL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k70xBg8en-4
Steven Yeun & Conan Visit A Korean Spa - CONAN on TBS
Conan: Well, if there's one thing you can say about me it's that I care passionately about my health and my beauty. That’s why I’ve come to Korea town to the WI SPA, an authentic Korean spa. I brought with me, Steven Yeun. International star. Come on in here. Don't look so scared. Are you Ok?
Yeun: Ye. I’m good.
Conan: You alright?
Yeun: Yeah, this is gonna- uh
Conan: You look worried.
Yeun: Ye. I've only been here one time.
Conan: You battle zombies. You fight the undead. Yet you seem worried about coming to a spa.
Yeun: You walk around here naked.
Conan: No one told me that was part of this... (Couldn't hear what he said clearly after either ><)
Yeun: You're supposed to be naked.
Conan: I've never been naked.
Yeun: So what you just gave me right here is. ??
clerk: So that's a large ___ T-shirt. For only when you go to the co-ed floor. And here are your shorts...
Conan: Oh there's a co-ed area? If there are going to be other women around what are the rules? maybe speak to them?
Note: Co-ed means "men and women", it originally means "Co-education" which means a school where both boys and girls go to.
clerk: You can mingle, whatever you want. Just no sexual activity or you will be banned. For life.
Conan: Banned for how long?
clerk: Life.
Conan: Oh, life ban.
clerk: Life-time.
Yeun: Is that one of the policies?
Conan: You have 75 thousand rules here in nine different languages. Nowhere, does it say anywhere Steven? This doesn’t say anything about sexual activity with women.
clerk: So I guess we should put that in there then.
(Italised text means i'm not so sure lol)
Conan: Ye. Guess what It’s gonna take you 24 hours to get that new leaflet made. In the meantime (dancing)
(The scene changes)
Conan: You read Korean, what is this saying?
Yeun: It says, "Fire Exit Only" it's in English.
Conan: This is Jonathan. Uh, Jonathan works here at the WI Spa. Is that correct?
Jonathan: Yes I do. Put your clothes in your locker. All the clothes. Can I wear jeans down here?
Jonathan: Nope. No jeans. Because no one is wearing jeans in there. So if you are the only one, you are gonna be looking awkward.
Conan: I'll be in jeans and they'll have their dicks hanging out. So that will look normal. right?
(The scene changes – Conan and Yeun take off their gown)
Conan: Hello. You're naked. Steven and I are now in a Sauna with uh, two new men. We have never met. hello.
Man: hello
Conan: You seem ______. like calm down. Just calm. Stay calm. Ok. Alright. Wow. ___culture (???) you have here.
Conan: Hello
Man: Hello how are you.
Conan: Wow. Penis. Ask him if he can tell that I worked out.
Yeun: 아.. 근육 좋져?
Man: 아.. 아주그냥 키도 크고 아주 핸섬입니다.
Conan: Why are you not looking at me? Look at me look at me. look at me. 저보세요.
I don't have breasts. Feel. Feel. Just. You think it's funny when one naked man squeezes the breast of another.. You thought that was funny?
You want to watch one naked man squeeze. But you want to watch what he did here. Let's do this for him again. For him right there. You like this? I'm becoming aroused now.
Man: A little bit like this.
(The scene changes)
Conan: What are we doing now?
Jonathan: Now you are going to the ____61 degrees. (Cold tub??)
Conan: Noooooo!
Yeun: (??)
Conan: It’s nice now. Just hold me.
(The scene changes)
Conan: Jonathan tell us what happens now.
Jonathan: You guys are gonna get your scrubs.
Conan: My scrub? Is it a full body scrub?
Jonathan: yes.
Conan: This is disturbing set up. Is this where they do dolphin autopsies? Is this going to hurt?
Jonathan: Um, steven?
Conan: Does this hurt? Does this hurt? You're sadist. You like to hurt people. You like to cause pain. It gives you pleasure. Yes.
Jonathan: Mr. Lee.
Conan: Mr. Lee. Thank you. Ok. That’s hot. No those are freckles. Those stay on. Those aren't supposed to come off. Steven, it’s not funny. It really hurts.
Yeun: I told you it sucks!
Conan: Awwwwww- , What did Mrs. Lee do (to) you last night.
Yeun: You can see the skin is peeling off
Conan: That skin that's been on me since Jimmy Carter was president. You can’t hurt me now Mr. Lee. I’ve lost all feeling. Awwww-. shut the fuck up Steven. I’ll tell you anything. Our battalion is in the mountains on the north side. You'll never see them coming Mr Lee. What are you doing. Don’t (?), no. oh my god. This skin off my balls.
Yeun: I’m not doing this
(The scene changes)
Conan: Higher Mr. Lee, higher.
Conan: What happens next.
Jonathan: So, why don't we head over to the 찜질방
Conan: What is 찜질방
Jonathan: 찜질방 is Saunas.
Conan: 213 degrees. People carry pizzas in here uncooked and then come out. They have a freshly cooked pizza and they're dead. I’m going in. I might stay in for a long time. They took my skin and now I wanna sleep forever.
This one actually is really good. I think we are in a room filled with cocoa puffs. hello~
Yeun: Do you know who Conan is?
Woman : No Idea.
Conan: No Idea who I am.
Yeun: Have you ever seen a show called the walking dead?
Woman : No.
Yeun: What's your favorite TV show.
Conan: What TV show do you like.
Woman: Two and a half men.
Conan: Two and a half men?
Woman: Everybody loves Raymond.
Conan: OK. So you don’t know who I am. You don’t know who Steven is. Everyone loves Raymond hasn’t been on the air. Do you like it? Does it make you laugh?
Woman: It’s ok. I get tired of it.
Conan: Same joke over and over again, like "Oh what am I gonna do?! Oh my wife's mad at me, Ohh my brother's taller than me. OHh what am I gonna do, what am I gonna do?" right?
Woman: He was like this.
Conan: That is the best Ray Romano impression i've ever seen. May I move closer to you or would you rather I did not?
Woman: You better not. I get nervous
Conan: You get nervous? You don’t trust your self, eh?
Woman: I trust myself. I don’t trust you.
‘(The scene changes)
Conan: Well. that was our day at the WI SPA in Koreatown.
Yeun: Thanks for joining me. This was fun.
Conan: No. That was not fun.
Yeun: I'm blessed.
Conan: It was awful. It was uh, painful and for me I think life shortening.
Yeun: My skin is really smooth.
Conan: I will be dead within 48 hours. Thank you for showing me this and I’m really starving. You wanna lunch?
Yeun: Yes I know (an) awesome place that's close..
Conan: Let's do this, let’s go thank you.
(song)
